"Shang was gay for half of the movie Mulan."
"Calista said she was "sick" about tonight's results. Newt promptly left her."
"Fact: You cannot walk aggressively in wet flip flops."
"Calista said she was "sick" about tonight's results. Newt promptly left her."
"Fact: You cannot walk aggressively in wet flip flops."
1.Go into a crowded elevator and say, "I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here," with a straight face.
2. Stand in a crowded elevator; say "What a strange place for a piano!"; watch as people turn around to look for the piano.
3. Kill everyone that stands in the way of world peace.
3. Kill everyone that stands in the way of world peace.

Clappity clappity!
ReplyDeleteAlso, gay or no gay, I have a churnin' yearnin' burnin' cartoon love for Shang.
ReplyDeleteI lurve Shang. He might be my favorite Disney dude ever.
ReplyDeleteI can definitely detect some ICU madness there. But if this is the result... Well, I think you can still hang in there.
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