Backhanded Love Poems

There once was a baby named Tiny
Who had an adorable hiney
He'd make messes, he'd bite
He would wail through the night
But I'm awfully glad that he's miney

The Princess!  My heart she has caught-y
She's cute even when she is naughty
The girl is supernal
My love is eternal
But gosh! I wish she'd use the potty

The Doglets are small and they're yappy
Their manners are, frankly, quite crappy (sometimes literally)
Their gig would be done
'Cept I love Mr. One
And they make him so terribly happy