Monday, February 20

Monikers

The countdown to Baby #3 is ticking away. And even though we haven't definitively decided in which timezone the wee babe shall make her grand entrance to the world (!?*#), we are nonetheless very excited for her arrival. Thus far, preparations include: talking constantly with Princess H and Tiny about their new baby sister; buying a craigslist double stroller for our Denver sojourns; generally stressing out (just a little), and; discussing baby names. 


This last item on the list is so fun. And so hard. While the responsibility of naming a child pales in comparison to many other parental duties, labeling a perfect, innocent, living soul still feels like a seriously weighty task. Mr. One and I have very different ideas about what makes a proper name (which can hardly come as a shock, since we have different ideas about so very many things). And -- surprise, surprise! -- Princess H is full of opinions this time around, as well. We have a short list, but I think it's unlikely we'll settle on anything for sure before the sweet thing shows her exquisite, wrinkled, purply, cone-head in about eight weeks.  


In addition to the favorites, we also have quite a few rejects. And, I feel awfully mean to say that many of them come from the Junior Member of our August Naming Committee. Princess H's ideas are so unique and amusing, though, that even if we're not going to commit her little sister to live with them forever, I definitely want to share them with you.


Princess H's Top 5 (vetoed) Baby Names

1. Oat Blossom
2. Jew-Z
3. Her own name
4. Her Dad's name
5. Home Depot


For any of you interested in killing a few hours -- even if you're not naming a baby right now -- I'd highly recommend taking a peek at nameberry and especially Name Voyager. The former is an eerily accurate source for names that are popular in my demographic of people who think they're giving their kids unusual names; the latter lets you map names by popularity across time and space using the coolest interactive tools. Very, very fun. Am I missing any other great tools? Or do you have a name to suggest? I'm all ears!!

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  1. Speak for yourself. Oat Blossom is an awesome name, and you're going to be kicking yourself when Beyonce's next bun is named Jew-Z after his dad.

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  2. And Home Depot? Princess H is *such* a hipster.

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  3. Momo suggests: Amorette Tova (also Molly and Abigail. . . which are lovely names, but I don't understand)
    Two thinks: Florence Joy or Forrest
    Jean says: Willow Mae
    and Four offers: Shalome Micah and Callista-Newt

    I sent you my suggestion already. It's top secret and definitely the best.

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  4. I like Shalome Astrid, and (of course) Fig Newton.

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  5. or

    1. Mary Josephine Crawley
    2. Lady Edith Crawley
    3. Countess Cora Crawley
    (I don't know. I just really like the name Crawley...)
    4. Sybil P. Branson
    5. Lavinia Catherine Swire
    6. John Bates The Valet
    7. Lord Grantham
    8. Thomas Barrow

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    1. You forgot Matthew Crawley Esquire

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    2. Now Corban, do you *really* think that would be a suitable name for a little girl baby?

      I didn't think so.

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    3. Gah!!! I still have two episodes to watch!! And now you've gone and told me that Sybil marries the chauffeur!!! Stop stop stop!!!

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  7. We're a little excited.

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  8. Prudence? It goes with the family theme...

    Also:
    Nice
    Pleasant
    Modest
    Cheerful
    annnnnnnnnd
    Snark.

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    1. Then she would have a Beatles song about her (Martha, Rita, Julia, Lucy, or Girl are also candidates for that).

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  9. 'Jew-Z' literally made me LOL at work. LLOL.

    My secret favorite baby girl names are Saffron and Bumblebee. I offer them freely to the public domain. I'll use them for my cat companions in my spinsterly dotage.

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    1. I adore the name Saffron! Ugh, so cute.

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  10. I tried Baby Name Voyager and found that my son's daughter's name, Cleopatra, has not been ranked in the top 1,000 names in any time period. My daughter's son's name, Abner, hasn't been ranked since the 1930s. Thanks for sharing the fun website. I know you will find the perfect name for your new little princess.

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  11. I love all the suggestions!! Since I posted this, Princess H has also offered "Winda" and "Ikea Home." Winning!

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  12. Laughing so hard! I love this post and comments. Home Depot has such a domestic goddess ring to it. Scott and I started Negotiating over names before I was even pregnant. My suggestion is to stay out of divorce court. Read poetry while listening to great music and slip him yummy treats. Then nonchalantly slip into the conversation your latest most treasured idea. If that doesn't work, argue strongly for some of Princess H's fringe picks and then slip him the real name. Neither worked for me, though. Good luck!

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  13. N. was laughing so hard that she cried when she read this to me last night!

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  14. By the way, I think Oat Blossom is an adorable name.

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  15. Deniallessly21.2.12

    Sparkle Cupcake Cook. Oh, wait! That's what I'm naming my first child. Please don't take it.

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    1. Sorry, pal. Sparkle Cupcake has been on the list for ages. It's one of those rare gems that makes the whole family happy.

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  16. I've used the social security website to look at baby names before (it's fun! for example, did you know that Ebenezer was the 792nd most popular baby name in 1884?). Here's the link: http://www.ssa.gov/OACT/babynames/ . (I also think that Oat Blossom is rather beautiful.)

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  17. I'll just leave this here . . . http://bit.ly/wPI3Vm

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