Morel Foraging: a guide

Step 1: Know your prey

There are a lot of mushrooms out there, and as most people have heard many are deadly. Keeping that in mind, half-heartedly study the above chart while watching Game of Thrones.

Step 2: Look down

Step 3: Walk

Repeat steps 1+2 for the approx. 90 minutes... 

Step 4: See mushroom

Check chart. It's not there? You're pretty sure it's still edible, so go ahead and pick it.

Step 5: Decide you were never looking for morels in the first place. Look up.

PRETTY!!

Step 6: Go back to looking down

 I'm pretty sure that's edible.

 but THAT is definitely poisonous

 TURTLE!

HALLELUJAH WE HAVE A MOREL

Step??: Feel. Awesome.

until you meet this guy.

Repeat.

you could totally eat that...