Très Wee Bridal Shower:
Mix 1 bouquet with 6 parts good company. Set aside.
Carefully add 1 part pigheaded Bulgarian waiter to 1 part Two; wait for the
tempestuous reaction to settle, and then whisk in 2 parts lemon brioche french toast,
1 malted vanilla waffle, and 2 parts eggs benedict.
Let set for several hours.
Let set for several hours.
Meanwhile, fold together equal parts good advice, sunshine, and thrift store scrummaging.
Stir together all of the above in a giant copper pot, and finish off with
a few bars salted chocolate, a dash of irreverence, and a single vintage bud vase.
Voilà
